<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4185545319244488904</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:13:04.383-07:00</updated><category term='testing.'/><category term='shock'/><category term='spongebob'/><category term='patrick'/><category term='dog'/><category term='Jokes'/><category term='potato'/><title type='text'>Heiwyn's Funny's</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://heiwynsfunnys.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4185545319244488904/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://heiwynsfunnys.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>heiwyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06411559133629048992</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4185545319244488904.post-2775088067712927678</id><published>2007-04-16T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T17:02:37.104-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spongebob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='potato'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='patrick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><title type='text'>Spongebob's Failed Attempt at a Life of Crime</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward rob a candy store and get busted. The police are on their way so they book it out the back door. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Soon enough they reach a dead end and the sirens are getting closer-it's too late to turn back. The alley is barren besides a pile of empty potato sacks, so they each hide in one. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A police officer comes to the dead end and sees three potato sacks in the corner. She is just about to turn around when she hears a rustle. Quickly she walks back to investigate. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The officer walks up to the sack that Squidward is in and kicks it. Squid, thinking fast, replies "Meow!"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The officer says, "Oh it's just a dumb cat." &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Next she walks up to&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Spongebob's sack and kicks it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spongebob, following Squid's lead, replies "Woof!" &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The officer shakes her head, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Well I guess I should check the last one, just for good measure."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;She gives Patrick's sack a good kick. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#663366;"&gt;Patrick replies, "Potato!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4185545319244488904-2775088067712927678?l=heiwynsfunnys.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://heiwynsfunnys.blogspot.com/feeds/2775088067712927678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4185545319244488904&amp;postID=2775088067712927678' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4185545319244488904/posts/default/2775088067712927678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4185545319244488904/posts/default/2775088067712927678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://heiwynsfunnys.blogspot.com/2007/04/spongebobs-failed-attempt-at-life-of.html' title='Spongebob&apos;s Failed Attempt at a Life of Crime'/><author><name>heiwyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06411559133629048992</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4185545319244488904.post-3302583983529967099</id><published>2007-04-16T14:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T15:54:29.877-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='testing.'/><title type='text'>Funny Videos</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Testing A Shock Collar For Dogs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0ffIyxiLxc"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0ffIyxiLxc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thevideosense.com/user/billiebyhi/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;How To Share Videos With Your Friends And Get Paid! 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